To celebrate Australia Day, the Federal Government is proudly pleased to announce an exciting, environmentally unconscious Cooking Masterclass for young politicians.
You will learn:
–How to toast the rich (add pinch of land then beat natives)
–Fry families (chop healthcare, pare benefits and skim parents)
–Grind hookers (party favourite)
–Separate the white
–Roast the poor
–And stew then burn the refugees
We then invite you to join us in the Parliament House garden to pour cool lemonade over your conscience.