Mum. Grandma RIP. Sisters. Aunts. Cousins. Soulmates. Friends. Colleagues. Girlfriends. And all the inspiring ladies I’m yet to meet.
Happy International Women’s Day.
To celebrate Australia Day, the Federal Government is proudly pleased to announce an exciting, environmentally unconscious Cooking Masterclass for young politicians.
You will learn:
–How to toast the rich (add pinch of land then beat natives)
–Fry families (chop healthcare, pare benefits and skim parents)
–Grind hookers (party favourite)
–Separate the white
–Roast the poor
–And stew then burn the refugees
We then invite you to join us in the Parliament House garden to pour cool lemonade over your conscience.
I wish you All—
No actually I don’t
Wish a single Soul
And Salam to Damascus
It’s 🎄 (Christmas, man, Christmas)
Giving into Daesh betrays
but This morning
The brave, eternal, magnolious Sun
Is ours. Yours.
Merry Christmas !
A time to hold the hands of your Neighbour, Lover,
Or your Plumber
And your mother
And Remember Christ was born Today
In the Middle East
So Free your mind