To all the women in my life who teach me what and who a man is. Everyday.
Mum. Grandma RIP. Sisters. Aunts. Cousins. Soulmates. Friends. Colleagues. Girlfriends. And all the inspiring ladies I’m yet to meet.
Happy International Women’s Day.
To celebrate Australia Day, the Federal Government is proudly pleased to announce an exciting, environmentally unconscious Cooking Masterclass for young politicians.
You will learn:
–How to toast the rich (add pinch of land then beat natives)
–Fry families (chop healthcare, pare benefits and skim parents)
–Grind hookers (party favourite)
–Separate the white
–Roast the poor
–And stew then burn the refugees
We then invite you to join us in the Parliament House garden to pour cool lemonade over your conscience.
For Lease
I wish you All—
No actually I don’t
Wish a single Soul
Merry Christmas.
because ISIS…
Actually;
Up ISIS
And Salam to Damascus
It’s 🎄 (Christmas, man, Christmas)
Giving into Daesh betrays
They’ve won
but This morning
The brave, eternal, magnolious Sun
Is ours. Yours.
And mine
Merry Christmas !
A time to hold the hands of your Neighbour, Lover,
Or your Plumber
Pilot, Psychologist,
And your mother
Especially hers.
And Remember Christ was born Today
In the Middle East
So Free your mind
For Peace.